Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Snooze Controle

Your online/nickname: Snooze Controle

Web page url: None of my own I just impinge on others

Age: 10 months

Birthday: 10th of april (Same as the boss)

Gender: Male

Location: London

Height/weight: 7-8".

Current hair colour/style: Short, thick, Black and white, stripy.

Natural hair colour: Black and white.

Eye colour: Dark Green

Religion: I tell people what to beleive in not the other way around.

Siblings: I don't see them much but I'm proud to say none of my litter can be called trash.

Children: no thankyou, to salty.

Relationship status: I'm playing the feild (And a large chunk of the rest of the farm).

Occupation: Media advisor, Personal psyciatrist and part time fassion critic.

Pets: That would get confusing.

Computer you're on: Something with linux.

Favourites:

Books: The prince.

Movies: Metropolis and the really old virsion of 1984.

Poems: Mcaverty

Television shows: Animaniacs, Bucky'O'Hare and Rescue Rangers.

Songs: That's a hard one

Bands/musicians: Again to many to menssion.

Club: Which ever club it is that you run.

Board games: Mouse Trap

Computer games: Bloody Roar 2.

Other games: Mornington Cresent.

Magazines: Batman: dc comics.

Places to visit: Camden

Food: Chocolate Chip Cookies.

Colours: That one

Drinks: Tea

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.furry

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: None really

How long have you been reading upg: since birth.

What has been your favourite thread on upg: What was that one that ended up with sombody getting his hard drive caught in his zip?.

What are some of your hobbies: Running other people lifes and avoiding the blame.

What's the motto you adhere to: Write a book that says everyone should think for themselfs. Everyone will think "What a grate philoserphy that man has and hence forth do anything you tell them to."

What is your personal stupid human trick: I can make them do whatever I want without even waking up.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Having Breakfast.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Spelling.

What do you think is your best asset: Shear style.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: I'm to modest for my own good.

What do you value most in a friend: A car is normaly handy.

How do you picture upg: with a wide angle lense, a fast film and a long exsposure.

Do you have another question: Who was that perky goth I saw you with last night *Exspectant paws*