Your name: Andrew Lucas
Your online/nickname: Andi Penguin, Penguinboy.
Web page URL: nope.
Age: 23
Birthday: 21/11
Gender: male emperor penguin
Location: home in West Kensington (SW London), work in Parson's Green (SW London)
Height/weight: 6'0", skinny.
Current haircolour/style: Brownish/long
Natural hair colour: ditto
Eye colour: greeny-grey
Religion: certainly not
Siblings: 1 sister
Children: none
Relationship status: mated
Occupation: Web developer
Pets: Cleopatra kitten! And lots of penguins...
Computer you're on: Work PC suffering from an attack of NT
Books: Lovecraft, Ligotti, Burroughs, Campbell etc.
Movies: Weird/surreal horror - Cronenberg, Lynch, Barker, Italian gorefests etc.
Poems: Catullus
Television shows: South Park, anything involving penguins.
Songs: On the Other Side - Silke Bischoff
Bands/musicians: Dark. Swans, Joy Div., :Wumpscut:, Brighter Death Now, Puissance, Hocico, broad spectrum of Goth (less the poppy/perky, metallic, indie and rawky stuff), electro-industrial, EBM, Cold Meat Industry bands, noise/experimental, jazz. Marlene Dietrich.
Board games: Lots of tabletop wargaming (WW1 and 2)
Computer games: Lords of Chaos (on my C64)
Other games: Silly Buggers (with the cat), RPGs.
Magazines: Bizarre, Private Eye.
Places to visit: Oxford!
Food: German sausage.
Colours: Black. Feldgrau.
Drinks: Purple nasty.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.penguin-fetish.recovery, alt.horror.cthulhu, rec.games.miniatures.historical.
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: oxgoths (still)
How long have you been reading UPG: 3-4 years? Unsure.
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Religion was fun. So was the bit where we started unexpectedly discussing CMI bands!
What are some of your hobbies: Forensic pathology, wargaming, roleplaying.
What's the motto you adhere to: Evil Is Ruling Over My Existence
What's is your personal stupid human trick: Rolling over and showing my tummy to the cat (who is unimpressed)
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Enjoying life!
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A clear complexion.
What do you think is your best asset: Imagination.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: Fatalism.
What do you value most in a friend: Understanding about the penguins...
How do you picture UPG: A large colony of emperor penguins huddled together on an ice floe in the Antarctic.