Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Andrew Lucas

Your online/nickname: Andi Penguin, Penguinboy.

Web page URL: nope.

Age: 23

Birthday: 21/11

Gender: male emperor penguin

Location: home in West Kensington (SW London), work in Parson's Green (SW London)

Height/weight: 6'0", skinny.

Current haircolour/style: Brownish/long
 

Natural hair colour: ditto

Eye colour: greeny-grey

Religion: certainly not

Siblings: 1 sister

Children: none

Relationship status: mated

Occupation: Web developer

Pets: Cleopatra kitten! And lots of penguins...

Computer you're on: Work PC suffering from an attack of NT

Favorites

Books: Lovecraft, Ligotti, Burroughs, Campbell etc.

Movies: Weird/surreal horror - Cronenberg, Lynch, Barker, Italian gorefests etc.

Poems: Catullus

Television shows: South Park, anything involving penguins.

Songs: On the Other Side - Silke Bischoff

Bands/musicians: Dark. Swans, Joy Div., :Wumpscut:, Brighter Death Now, Puissance, Hocico, broad spectrum of Goth (less the poppy/perky, metallic, indie and rawky stuff), electro-industrial, EBM, Cold Meat Industry bands, noise/experimental, jazz. Marlene Dietrich.

Board games: Lots of tabletop wargaming (WW1 and 2)

Computer games: Lords of Chaos (on my C64)

Other games: Silly Buggers (with the cat), RPGs.

Magazines: Bizarre, Private Eye.

Places to visit: Oxford!

Food: German sausage.

Colours: Black. Feldgrau.

Drinks: Purple nasty.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.penguin-fetish.recovery, alt.horror.cthulhu, rec.games.miniatures.historical.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: oxgoths (still)

How long have you been reading UPG: 3-4 years? Unsure.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Religion was fun. So was the bit where we started unexpectedly discussing CMI bands!

What are some of your hobbies: Forensic pathology, wargaming, roleplaying.

What's the motto you adhere to: Evil Is Ruling Over My Existence

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Rolling over and showing my tummy to the cat (who is unimpressed)

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Enjoying life!

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A clear complexion.

What do you think is your best asset: Imagination.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Fatalism.

What do you value most in a friend: Understanding about the penguins...

How do you picture UPG: A large colony of emperor penguins huddled together on an ice floe in the Antarctic.