Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Simon

Your online/nickname: None that are any good.

Web page URL: Can't remember it.

Age: 26

Birthday: Feb

Gender: male

Location: Walthamstow

Height/weight: 6'3"/Not enough.

Current haircolour/style: Long black, brown roots
 

Natural hair colour: see above

Eye colour: brown

Religion: Committed atheist

Siblings: yes

Children: none

Relationship status: attached

Occupation: Genetic Research scientist

Pets: fish

Computer you're on: PII233, 128Mb, Voodoo2 SLI 17", etc..

Favorites

Books: Steven Donaldson, Pratchett, Gibson

Movies: Star Wars, Aliens, The Matrix

Poems: Henry Normal, Attila the Stockbroker

Television shows: Too many. Comedy.

Songs: Adrenaline, Ava Dementia, Wish,

Bands/musicians: Whatever the latest one I bought was.

Board games: Scrabble

Computer games: Freecell, Unreal

Other games: Snooker.

Magazines: Digital Photo FX

Places to visit: Amsterdam

Food: Vegetarian

Colours: black, purple, blue, red, orange. Maybe yellow as well.

Drinks: Cider, Tequila, Vodka, Red wine

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: None

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: 6 Degrees Goth Brittania (there were 4 of us last week!)

How long have you been reading UPG: 3 years

What are some of your hobbies: Freecell.

What's the motto you adhere to: Be nice.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Shagging

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Excessive amounts of money.

What do you think is your best asset: My eyelashes

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My feet

What do you value most in a friend: Patience.

How do you picture UPG: On a monitor. Crap question.

Do you have another question: Do I win a prize for getting all the answers right?