Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Michael Lewis

Your online/nickname: Michael Lewis

Web page url: http://www.blackrose.ic24.net

Age: 19

Birthday: 23rd December 1981

Gender: Male

Location: Southampton

Height/weight: 5'10", about 9 stone

Current hair colour/style: Long and growing, but worryingly blonde

Natural hair colour: It always used to be very dark, but now it is blonde - no dye used.

Eye colour: According to my mood: Green/Hazel/Brown

Religion: Eclectic: Xstian/pagan/muslim

Siblings: A brother (16 year old townie geek naive Xstian who thinks I'm going to send him to Hell)

Children: None, after the recent abortion.

Relationship status: Happily co-habiting with my girlfriend

Occupation: IT Manager

Pets: None

Computer you're on: Celeron (Pentium II equiv.) 333mhz

Favourites:

Books: Philosophy and humour mainly

Movies: High blood and sex content helps.

Poems: Haven't been into poetry lately.

Television shows: I rarely watch TV

Songs: Almost anything by the bands below

Bands/musicians: Iron Maiden, Skid Row, Lacuna Coil, Alice Cooper, etc

Club: The Dungeon, Bevois Valley, Southampton

Board games: None.

Computer games: None.

Other games: None.

Magazines: None.

Places to visit: Anywhere with decent stonework.

Food: My girlfriend is Italian, so I get through a lot of pasta.

Colours: Black, purple, black, and black. (The midnight colours.)

Drinks: Water, ale, beer or blood, depending on who I am drinking with.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: uk.religion.pagan

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: None now.

How long have you been reading upg: Just over a month

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Haven't been here long enough to say.

What are some of your hobbies: Sado-sexual torture of beautiful girls, preferably young virgins.

What's the motto you adhere to: Die with your boots on.

What is your personal stupid human trick: ???

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: ???

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: I'd like to be able to play guitar.

What do you think is your best asset: My charisma.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My abuse of my own charisma.

What do you value most in a friend: Susceptability to my charisma.

How do you picture upg: As a group of gothic people in the UK