Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Hatchet

Your online/nickname: Hatchet >:)

Web page URL: http://www.outrider.demon.co.uk

Age: 23

Birthday: 24/09

Gender: Male (ONO)

Location: In a secret location, somewhere just outside London.

Height/weight: 6ft, Nearly 11 stone.

Current haircolour/style: Black and purple, halfway down my back
 

Natural hair colour: light brownish

Eye colour: brown

Religion: none

Siblings: 2.5 sisters

Children: none

Relationship status: Terminate with extreme prejudice.

Occupation: Urban Terrorist

Pets: 2 Cats, 1 Dog

Computer you're on: PC PIII506 with W98, 128mb RAM, 32mb TNT2 Ultra.

Favourites

Books: FM 21-31 - Guerilla Warfare & Special Forces Operations Field Manual

Movies: The Matrix, The Princess Bride, any Jackie Chan.

Poems: Stick Boy and Match Girl In Love

Television shows: Got a TV guide, don't need a TV.

Songs: That's Entertainment

Bands/musicians: NMA, Sisters, Wonderstuff, PWEI, about a million others

Board games: Escape From Atlantis

Computer games: Quake2, Half-life, Heroes of Might and Magic III, Hidden and Dangerous, Xwing Alliance...

Other games: Combat Twister.

Magazines: RiDE, T3.

Places to visit: Anywhere that's not here.

Food: Must be dead.

Colours: black, purple, red.

Drinks: Milkshake, Hot Chocolate, Ribena.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: A.h.b.o.u., uk.games.computer.quake2, alt.southampton.goth.commandoes.

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Tarts, NMA, Oxgoths, Friday, EvilGothBikerScum

How long have you been reading UPG: Ummm, 3 or 4 years, I think.

What has been your favourite thread on UPG: None. Threads were much better in the 80's...

What are some of your hobbies: Crashing motorcycles, hitting people, shooting, waving swords around, posing, tarting, moping.

What's the motto you adhere to: If it moves hit it, if it doesn't hit it anyway and if it doesn't fall over it's probably a wall.

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Putting a pencil through my ear.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Telling people who were too young to be there how much better things were in the 90's.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Super Powers.

What do you think is your best asset: Sociability

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Unwillingness to seek professional psychiatric help.

What do you value most in a friend: Integrity, support

How do you picture UPG: Like the last day of a sale.

Do you have another question: WWJCD?