Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Giolla Decair

Your online/nickname: giolla

Web page url: http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~giolla

Age: I have no primary evidence on this matter

Birthday: One a year thanks

Gender: Yes.

Location: At me desk

Height/weight: 6ft2 ish 10 st ish /* big ish */

Current hair colour/style: dull/none

Natural hair colour: dull

Eye colour: dunno

Religion: No thanks already got one

Siblings: Yes.

Children: No, no room in the freezer and it's not barbecue season

Relationship status: /dev/relationship permission denied

Occupation: IT conslutant

Pets: None

Computer you're on: SGI O2

Favourites:

Books: DNS and BIND

Movies: Betty Blue, the lost boys

Poems: most stuff by Pierce, a lot of the war poets misc other stuff

Television shows: *Reginald perin, house of cards

Songs: Put out the lights, Take me down, Transmission

Bands/musicians: Oyster Band

Club: Wooden with spikes

Board games: not at present

Computer games: Alpha centurai

Other games: Nope

Magazines: RCN, SC

Places to visit: Dublin

Food: Roast boar

Colours: black and red

Drinks: Oyster porter, Deva absenta, single cask Tullamor

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: lots

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: lots

How long have you been reading upg: about 30 mins

What has been your favourite thread on upg: as if

What are some of your hobbies: cycling

What's the motto you adhere to: the familly motto is: Break not bend

What is your personal stupid human trick: Not keeping my word to myself

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: hiding in a server room

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: empathy

What do you think is your best asset: A half way decent capacity for caffiene

What do you think is the worst thing about you: everything else

What do you value most in a friend: honesty

How do you picture upg: I try not to, I got nightmares liast time I tried

Do you have another question: What is the price of tea in china?