Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2000 Edition
The Physical:
Your online/nickname: Biron
Age: 25
Birthday/birthplace: 8/8, Manchester
Gender: Male
Location: Sheffield
Height/weight: 5'9", 11st
Current haircolour/style: Had bluey/black die on, then died it red so it's now sort of plum with ginger roots
Natural hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: blue/green
Piercings/tattoos: foreskin
Religion: anti
Siblings: none
Children: none
Relationship status: sad and lonely
Pets: Woodlice and Spiders in bathroom
Computer you are on: Knackered PC
Favourites:
Books/authors/type of literature: Factual, biographical
Magazines: Radio Times 
Movies/directors/actors...: Heavenly Creatures, Wild At Heart,
Poems/poets: Byron (You could have guessed this one)
Television shows: Buffy, X-files, Star Trek, Oh god I'm a sad American Sci-Fi fan
Radios/radio shows: My favourite radio is the one in my bedroom, it wakes me up every morning so I'm not late for work.
Bands/musicians: Siouxsie, PJ Harvey, .....
Paintings/artists/work of art...:
Places to visit: There was this little tunnel under the railway near Meadowhall, but they knocked it down
Food and drinks: Cinnamon, Doughnuts, beer
Colours: Green, Burgundy
Miscellaneous Questions:
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: sheffgoth, pjharvey, reeling, ...
How long have you been reading upg: year or two on and off
What has been your favorite thread on upg:
What are some of your hobbies: Eating, drinking, going to bed too late, winding up townie workmates by wearing make-up and PVC in their presence and making them go into pubs with "freaks that could do anything" in them
What's the motto you adhere to: It would seem "When happiness walks your way, fuck up again"
What's is your personal stupid human trick: ??
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: I would like to still be breathing, but have been told otherwise
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Ability to have a lasting relationship
What do you think is your best asset: If I knew I'd flaunt it
What do you think is the worst thing about you: When I stop thinking straight after beer and life complications
What do you value most in a friend: Trust
What do you hate most in others: Bigotry
Any question you would like added: Why?