Your name: Alexander
Your online/nickname: Alexander
Web page url: http://www.alexander.cx/ / http://www.alexander.twisted.org.uk
Age: 24
Birthday: 10th April
Gender: Blokey goff
Location: London
Height/weight: 6'1" (Joke about 2 people on scales here)
Current hair colour/style: Black, shoulder length
Natural hair colour: Goldey blonde
Eye colour: Greeny blue
Religion: Agnostic
Siblings: Two younger brothers
Children: Best served in an orange sauce
Relationship status: Single or not from time to time, less so recently. Currently trying to live by "Alexander's Rules of Relationships: A Path to Eteranl Happiness and an Easy Life" 1, Don't see anyone that's seeing someone else 2, Don't see anyone that's recently split from someone else 3, Don't see anyone.
Occupation: Techie bloke (Currently unemployed actually)
Pets: None
Computer you're on: PC PIII 500Mhz 128MB Ram etc.
Books: Everything. Usually fictional. Usually Sci-fi.
Movies: Good films, too many to mention.
Poems: Not too hot on the poetry, like a few, have one or two memmed.
Television shows: Anything as long as it's not crap, MTV2, VH1 Classic, Buffy, Star Trek, Alt Comedy Shows
Songs: Most stuff
Bands/musicians: Oh dear god... I hate questions that ask specifics. I listen to classical, techno, metal, rock, punk, jazz, industrial.
Club: Slimelight/Malice/tenebrae
Board games: Risk, Diplomacy, chess.
Computer games: EVERQUEST (in caps to illustrate it's the thing I do the most at the moment), Planescape Torment, Diablo II, Starcraft, Shogun: Total War, Age Of Empires II, Baulder's Gate.
Other games: None.
Magazines: I appear to have stopped reading magazines recently. If I do it's because it has a free CD on the cover, be it for the PC or stereo.
Places to visit: Anywhere... everywhere... nowhere.
Food: Tescos usually. Restaurants everywhere. Variety is the spice of life, esppecially when it comes to fud.
Colours: As Mr Scathe said: I have a monochrome wardrobe
Drinks: Diet Coke, 5 Alive Tropical.
What other newsgroups do you read: I've almost totally falled off Planet Newsgroup, but if at all it's been alt.gothic, alt.games.everquest, uk.local.london
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Sluts, tarts, slugs and various others that I occasionally read and rarely post to.
How long have you been reading upg: Far too long, 1994 at a guess.
What has been your favourite thread on upg: The term "Favourite" indicates that it was enjoyable enough to be memorable.
What are some of your hobbies: Everquest. Pretending to clean things.
What's the motto you adhere to: Shit happens.
What is your personal stupid human trick: Wiggling my eyebrows at people, picking my nose with my tongue, generally making funny faces that people find amusing.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: As little as possible for lots of money.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Employment... ADSL line... ability to play guitar well.
What do you think is your best asset: Being calm.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: Being too calm.
What do you value most in a friend: Putting up with me.
How do you picture upg: Lots of screaming kids running around the nursery... Uncle Alexander is trying to sleep... shaddup!
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