Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Dave

Your online/nickname: AlienDave

Web page URL: http://killingmiranda.pair.com

Age: 26

Birthday: 24/2

Gender: male

Location: Home in Edgware, Work in Welwyn Garden City

Height/weight: Dunno, skinny.

Current haircolour/style: Long, kinda curlyish, redish brown - in need of re-dying.
 

Natural hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Greeny brown

Religion: Chocolate

Siblings: None

Children: None

Relationship status: 120 over 90

Occupation: Multimedia programmer (& guitarist)

Pets: Surrogate Long haired alsation called Dillon.

Computer you're on: PC PII333 with NT4

Favorites

Books: Rarely get time to read, anything horrific really.

Movies: Monty Python, Pulp fiction, mostly comedy, the sicker the better.

Poems: Not really into poetry, so none.

Television shows: Just improv comedy & motor sport.

Songs: Mostly ones with loud guitars.

Bands/musicians: Oooh, off the top of my head, recently, Clawfinger, T-Rex, Hanoii Rocks, Marylin Manson, Rob Zombie, Paradise Lost, Newlydeads, Placebo, NIN.....

Board games: No, I always loose my temper & throw the pieces everywhere.

Computer games: Cubase / Cakewalk!

Other games: Now that'd be telling.

Magazines: Metal Hammer, Kerrang!, Bizarre, various womens mags sometimes.

Places to visit: The kitchen.

Food: Peppered steak, Deep fried brie, Caesar Salad, Balti, Smoked Salmon & cream cheese sandwiches.

Colours: black, blue & purple.

Drinks: Elderflower water, Jack Daniels, Becks, Grapefruit juice.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: None any more.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Tarts (I think, dunno, one of them).

How long have you been reading UPG: On and off for a few years, dunno really.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Any slagging off Alexander :-)

What are some of your hobbies: Playing guitar, Driving, Eating, Sleeping.

What's the motto you adhere to: I rarely adhere to anything!

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Getting up in the morning.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Jeez, I guess i'd quite like to still be alive, but beyond that?? I have trouble planning my weekend before Friday night.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Enough money so I didn't *have* to go to work every day to pay my rent.

What do you think is your best asset: Oooohh, dunno? Do I have one? (Looks around vacantly)

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My complete inability to tolerate people that are being irrational.

What do you value most in a friend: Putting up with me!

How do you picture UPG: Through the square window.

Do you have another question: Yeah, why am I still at work????