Your name: Dave
Your online/nickname: AlienDave
Web page URL: http://killingmiranda.pair.com
Age: 26
Birthday: 24/2
Gender: male
Location: Home in Edgware, Work in Welwyn Garden City
Height/weight: Dunno, skinny.
Current haircolour/style: Long, kinda curlyish, redish brown - in need of re-dying.
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Greeny brown
Religion: Chocolate
Siblings: None
Children: None
Relationship status: 120 over 90
Occupation: Multimedia programmer (& guitarist)
Pets: Surrogate Long haired alsation called Dillon.
Computer you're on: PC PII333 with NT4
Books: Rarely get time to read, anything horrific really.
Movies: Monty Python, Pulp fiction, mostly comedy, the sicker the better.
Poems: Not really into poetry, so none.
Television shows: Just improv comedy & motor sport.
Songs: Mostly ones with loud guitars.
Bands/musicians: Oooh, off the top of my head, recently, Clawfinger, T-Rex, Hanoii Rocks, Marylin Manson, Rob Zombie, Paradise Lost, Newlydeads, Placebo, NIN.....
Board games: No, I always loose my temper & throw the pieces everywhere.
Computer games: Cubase / Cakewalk!
Other games: Now that'd be telling.
Magazines: Metal Hammer, Kerrang!, Bizarre, various womens mags sometimes.
Places to visit: The kitchen.
Food: Peppered steak, Deep fried brie, Caesar Salad, Balti, Smoked Salmon & cream cheese sandwiches.
Colours: black, blue & purple.
Drinks: Elderflower water, Jack Daniels, Becks, Grapefruit juice.
What other newsgroups do you read: None any more.
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Tarts (I think, dunno, one of them).
How long have you been reading UPG: On and off for a few years, dunno really.
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Any slagging off Alexander :-)
What are some of your hobbies: Playing guitar, Driving, Eating, Sleeping.
What's the motto you adhere to: I rarely adhere to anything!
What's is your personal stupid human trick: Getting up in the morning.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Jeez, I guess i'd quite like to still be alive, but beyond that?? I have trouble planning my weekend before Friday night.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Enough money so I didn't *have* to go to work every day to pay my rent.
What do you think is your best asset: Oooohh, dunno? Do I have one? (Looks around vacantly)
What do you think is the worst thing about you: My complete inability to tolerate people that are being irrational.
What do you value most in a friend: Putting up with me!
How do you picture UPG: Through the square window.
Do you have another question: Yeah, why am I still at work????