Why are all photos bad? You would think that once in a while, just randomly, one photo would come out how you would like it. Here are some of the few pictures of me that exist on the net, which have been scanned by other people. I don't tend to take pictures of myself or pictures of anything really. These are just the thumbnails which link to the full picture. Although, the thumbnails must belong to one huge thumb...

	This is a photo of me taken with a, now, ex-girlfriend called Rebecca. I seem to have an affinity with women named Rebecca, but there we go. Also note that the camera didn't appear to have a flash as everything appears very black. Taken in October 1996 by Anon.
	A picture of me and me mate Helen. This was soon after I decded that goth was shite so you'll excuse the lack of black clothing. Notice the festival t-shirt, how trendy eh? And if you look closely children, theres a nutter in the background. Taken in April 1997 by Heidi.
	A picture of me and me mate Helen again. This time, Helen is trying to break my neck. Taken in April 1997 by Heidi.
	A picture of me taken with lipstick on and a stupid grin to show it off. Unfortunately that day, I ran out of foundation, and my hair decided to gain static and stick to things. Taken in December 1997 by Amanda.
	Alexander is Served all day. A picture of me being very pensive, with a bit of foundation and eyeliner but *No* lipstick. Yes my lips are that colour normally. Taken back in January 1998 in the Devonshire Arms by Oolon.
	In this photo, you can see me with me mate Martin who looks down whilst I grimace a bit. Taken in January 1998 by Kris.